1 00:01:09,760 --> 00:01:13,753 - Wait for me here. - Yes, master. Be careful, I fear for you. 2 00:01:13,880 --> 00:01:16,872 I rode three days to have the virgin promised to Ali Amman. 3 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:21,391 Beware of the virgin's mother, she is a terrible witch. 4 00:01:21,520 --> 00:01:25,069 Many knights died in attempt to approach the girl. 5 00:01:25,200 --> 00:01:28,988 - I'll go, take the virgin and come back. - In what sense? 6 00:01:29,120 --> 00:01:32,112 - In a good way. - May Allah protect you. 7 00:01:36,440 --> 00:01:39,557 What disastrous fate separates us? 8 00:01:39,680 --> 00:01:43,798 Because I can't be yours, my beautiful lord? 9 00:01:43,920 --> 00:01:48,516 Better to die than get married to you, most ugly tyrant! 10 00:01:51,440 --> 00:01:53,431 Giorgiafat! 11 00:01:54,560 --> 00:01:57,552 - Candiza! - Giorgiafat! 12 00:01:57,680 --> 00:02:00,399 - Where is your mother? - Don't worry, he's sleeping. 13 00:02:00,520 --> 00:02:04,513 I fear nothing, I have traveled kilometers to come to you... 14 00:02:04,640 --> 00:02:08,679 ..I faced dangers, strikes, black out, wild eagles... 15 00:02:08,800 --> 00:02:13,078 ..my love! - Giorgiafat, you are a devil! 16 00:02:13,200 --> 00:02:16,988 - It's not me, it's the scimitar. - Come, let's make love. 17 00:02:20,720 --> 00:02:24,315 - Why are you called that? - My love... 18 00:02:38,040 --> 00:02:42,033 - Well done! - Mom, forgive us. - Shut up! 19 00:02:42,160 --> 00:02:46,517 What a misfortune! Anger by Ali Amman will fall on me. 20 00:02:46,640 --> 00:02:49,996 Madam, to ''repair'' I am ready to marry your daughter. 21 00:02:50,120 --> 00:02:54,113 Ali Amman will have my head chopped off. But you two will pay for it. 22 00:02:54,240 --> 00:02:58,950 You shouldn't have done this shame to me. I'll turn you into statues of salt. 23 00:02:59,080 --> 00:03:04,074 - Ninth! - You will be damned and you will reach the gardens of Allah... 24 00:03:04,200 --> 00:03:07,636 ..only in a thousand years. - What day is it today? 25 00:03:07,760 --> 00:03:13,551 Your souls will wander for centuries and will be reincarnated! 26 00:03:13,680 --> 00:03:18,276 Let's go. Your mother has menopause, he doesn't know what he's saying. 27 00:03:18,400 --> 00:03:24,839 Stop! In a thousand years, in one night of a full moon, at midnight... 28 00:03:24,960 --> 00:03:28,794 ..your reincarnated souls they will meet here and unite. 29 00:03:28,920 --> 00:03:32,629 Only then the spell will lift. 30 00:03:32,760 --> 00:03:37,151 As long as the soul is reincarnated of Candiza is pure! 31 00:03:37,280 --> 00:03:41,273 As you were, wretch. Pure and virgin! 32 00:03:41,400 --> 00:03:46,190 Until midnight of that full moon night. 33 00:03:46,320 --> 00:03:50,518 - Otherwise... - He realizes What bullshit is he talking about? 34 00:06:18,280 --> 00:06:21,272 MUSIC FROM TELEVISION 35 00:06:25,280 --> 00:06:28,272 GEMlTl 36 00:06:29,200 --> 00:06:33,591 ˃ Come on, Candida... ˃ No, Giorgio. 37 00:06:34,920 --> 00:06:36,831 - Come on... - No. 38 00:06:36,960 --> 00:06:42,751 - Please, I can't resist. - I haven't resisted it for 6 years! 39 00:06:42,880 --> 00:06:47,874 - I'm scared, it's the first time. - You have to have courage. 40 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:50,992 Come on, Candida, courage. 41 00:06:51,120 --> 00:06:54,112 Courage, Candida. 42 00:06:54,240 --> 00:06:56,834 - Courage! - Well? 43 00:06:56,960 --> 00:07:01,715 ''Courage!'' Sandokan said diving from the tallest tree... 44 00:07:01,840 --> 00:07:04,832 ..and hitting squarely the submarine... 45 00:07:04,960 --> 00:07:11,354 ...causing serious damage to external and internal structures. 46 00:07:11,480 --> 00:07:16,270 - Sandokan... - Well done! Are we already at this point? 47 00:07:16,400 --> 00:07:21,394 My ''mechanism'' swelled and I had to untie myself. Be modern! 48 00:07:21,520 --> 00:07:24,512 - We weren't doing anything. - Shut up! 49 00:07:24,640 --> 00:07:27,029 I'm amazed, accountant. 50 00:07:27,160 --> 00:07:31,153 Modern? I am capable of it to make a Swedish mother blush. 51 00:07:31,280 --> 00:07:35,671 Please, dear ones, come, follow me. 52 00:07:37,080 --> 00:07:40,470 Do you want to make love? Say it! Not there is a need for these subterfuges. 53 00:07:40,600 --> 00:07:43,592 You're ruining my new sofa! Come. 54 00:07:43,720 --> 00:07:46,359 You are more comfortable over here. 55 00:07:46,480 --> 00:07:52,476 It's better here, right? A large bed and spacious, the bathroom nearby. 56 00:07:54,200 --> 00:07:56,794 A little diffused light. 57 00:07:57,000 --> 00:07:59,389 A little music. 58 00:07:59,520 --> 00:08:03,911 - Do you need clean towels? - Do not bother. 59 00:08:04,040 --> 00:08:06,759 Accountant, spend the night here. 60 00:08:06,880 --> 00:08:11,795 I can't, I have to leave, they have me transferred to a bank in Rome. 61 00:08:11,920 --> 00:08:15,310 - Then hurry! - You surrender do you realize what you're saying? 62 00:08:15,440 --> 00:08:20,230 - Don't worry about it, you'll take care of it. - I will do it! - Well done! What a man! 63 00:08:20,360 --> 00:08:22,351 I'm leaving you. 64 00:08:23,480 --> 00:08:26,472 Your mother is right, it's you who... 65 00:08:26,600 --> 00:08:32,277 But if you become a single mother like me, I'm not to blame! 66 00:08:32,400 --> 00:08:37,394 Even your scoundrel father he promised to marry me! You do it. 67 00:08:38,080 --> 00:08:41,470 It has haunted me for twenty years with the story of the single mother. 68 00:08:41,600 --> 00:08:45,991 ''Men are all the same... if you do, they won't marry you anymore..." 69 00:08:46,120 --> 00:08:51,877 - I'll marry you as soon as I find a house. - Dad also said that to mom. 70 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:55,390 Now I'll show you what did your father tell her! 71 00:08:58,080 --> 00:09:03,473 - What were we saying? - What you have to go to Rome. - Yes, I'm going, bye. 72 00:09:03,600 --> 00:09:06,990 I'll let you know as soon as I get there. HI. 73 00:09:15,880 --> 00:09:22,035 Enter. Stay down. Don't move! 74 00:09:22,160 --> 00:09:24,594 Hurry up! 75 00:09:24,720 --> 00:09:28,315 - Everything inside. - What a drag this is robberies! Is it like this in Milan too? 76 00:09:28,440 --> 00:09:34,117 We spent a lot of time in Milan on the floor, but there was carpet! 77 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:37,232 - Hurry up. - Yes. - How's the house going? 78 00:09:37,360 --> 00:09:41,751 I didn't find anything. There are only apartments for office use. 79 00:09:41,880 --> 00:09:45,270 They invented the fair rent to keep people from getting married. 80 00:09:45,400 --> 00:09:49,109 I found him an apartment with three rooms, kitchen and two bathrooms. 81 00:09:49,240 --> 00:09:52,232 My wife and I live there. two children and my mother-in-law. 82 00:09:52,360 --> 00:09:56,751 Shut up! Yesterday I killed the cashier of Monte dei Paschi. 83 00:09:56,880 --> 00:10:00,270 Did you hear? They killed Righetti, the cashier of Monte dei Paschi. 84 00:10:00,400 --> 00:10:04,188 Poor guy! We were at school together. I loved him. 85 00:10:04,320 --> 00:10:10,316 - What a misfortune! - He lived for rent? - Yes, on the Tiber. 86 00:10:10,440 --> 00:10:15,355 - Poor guy. He leaves his wife and three children. - And he leaves the house? 87 00:10:16,680 --> 00:10:20,673 Yes. Is he free? How many rooms? 88 00:10:20,800 --> 00:10:24,190 - Really? - Director, sign here, please? 89 00:10:24,320 --> 00:10:27,312 Mr President, I told her about BOTs. 90 00:10:27,440 --> 00:10:30,830 They could be a good deal, I recommend it to him. 91 00:10:30,960 --> 00:10:34,748 But if he wanted to stop by here in our offices, it would be... 92 00:10:34,880 --> 00:10:38,668 No, I was talking to myself. Tell me: the apartment? 93 00:10:38,800 --> 00:10:42,793 Doctor Allegri, it's about an attic and super-attic. 94 00:10:42,920 --> 00:10:46,913 Living room, dining room, six bedrooms, three bathrooms... 95 00:10:47,040 --> 00:10:49,429 ..at Piazza di Spagna. 96 00:10:49,560 --> 00:10:53,951 We rent it for 300,000 lire per month to a trusted person. 97 00:10:54,080 --> 00:10:58,596 - 300,000? -Does that seem like too much? Not interested? Patience! 98 00:10:58,720 --> 00:11:03,316 No! I'll take it! For references, I work in a bank, so... 99 00:11:03,440 --> 00:11:07,228 Then there's no problem, the apartment is his. 100 00:11:07,360 --> 00:11:10,033 For the definition of the contract how do I stay? 101 00:11:10,160 --> 00:11:16,156 Stay like shit! Stop to believe in fairy tales, idiot! 102 00:11:18,280 --> 00:11:21,670 - I'm a moron. - I agree! 103 00:11:21,800 --> 00:11:25,793 Giorgio, don't get angry! For I can host you some day. 104 00:11:25,920 --> 00:11:29,708 - So you save. - There's Gaetano, my dog... 105 00:11:29,840 --> 00:11:33,435 ..I don't want to leave him alone. - Let's find a little corner for him! 106 00:11:33,560 --> 00:11:37,553 They don't fit into a little corner not even the legs. Bring the 47! 107 00:11:37,680 --> 00:11:43,391 Yes, eat, eat! Look what you've done! 108 00:11:43,920 --> 00:11:48,311 You have to understand that this is not your house, it's a guesthouse! 109 00:11:49,240 --> 00:11:53,631 I'm working all day and... look for a house and you repay me like this? 110 00:11:53,760 --> 00:11:56,752 When I got you you weighed a pound and a half... 111 00:11:56,880 --> 00:12:00,031 ..and now you're worse of the Trans-Siberian! ''Pirla''! 112 00:12:00,160 --> 00:12:04,551 If the mistress sees this mess, kicks our ass away! 113 00:12:04,680 --> 00:12:07,672 THERE IS A KNOCKING ON THE DOOR 114 00:12:07,800 --> 00:12:10,792 - Who is he? ˃ It's me, accountant, can I come in? 115 00:12:10,920 --> 00:12:13,718 I'm not presentable. 116 00:12:15,080 --> 00:12:18,868 Sorry for the mess, we have had a lively discussion. 117 00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:22,356 Look what he's done his dog! 118 00:12:22,480 --> 00:12:25,472 Gaetano is a bit lively but it's very sweet. 119 00:12:25,600 --> 00:12:28,592 Very sweet! He bit me! 120 00:12:28,720 --> 00:12:32,235 Enough! He'll pay my rent tomorrow and leave the room free. 121 00:12:32,360 --> 00:12:35,352 I keep the deposit to pay for damages. 122 00:12:35,480 --> 00:12:39,075 This is a guesthouse, not a kennel! Clear? 123 00:12:45,040 --> 00:12:48,032 Did you understand? Now what should I do to you? 124 00:12:48,160 --> 00:12:51,550 I should put my hands on you! 125 00:12:51,680 --> 00:12:55,673 You're done being a slacker! I'll find you a serious job. 126 00:12:55,800 --> 00:12:58,997 Other than the barman! 127 00:12:59,120 --> 00:13:04,911 This is the dining room that it overlooks Piazza S. Salvatore in Lauro. 128 00:13:05,040 --> 00:13:09,033 Here there is American cuisine with the most modern equipment. 129 00:13:09,160 --> 00:13:12,357 Over here are the toilets. 130 00:13:12,480 --> 00:13:16,473 An ultimate bathroom with very precious majolica. 131 00:13:16,600 --> 00:13:19,990 The heating is autonomous. Do you like it? 132 00:13:20,120 --> 00:13:22,918 The apartment is beautiful... 133 00:13:23,040 --> 00:13:26,032 ..maybe it's a little too demanding. 134 00:13:26,160 --> 00:13:28,549 Maybe yes. 135 00:13:32,320 --> 00:13:37,110 - Won't it be a little humid? - No! They are old, solid houses... 136 00:13:37,240 --> 00:13:43,236 ..well done, with tuff walls and Carrara marble floors. 137 00:13:43,360 --> 00:13:47,353 They don't make walls like these anymore. 138 00:13:50,280 --> 00:13:54,068 - Enjoy your meal. - Thank you. 139 00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:59,149 - We need to make some adjustments. - Yes, those keys there are bad. 140 00:13:59,280 --> 00:14:02,272 - Already. - How much does it cost? 141 00:14:02,400 --> 00:14:05,790 - Not much. For her it's nothing. - I work in a bank. 142 00:14:05,920 --> 00:14:09,356 - A banker... - Banker! - There's not much difference. 143 00:14:09,480 --> 00:14:13,678 For an apartment like this 600,000 lire a month is not much. 144 00:14:13,800 --> 00:14:18,112 - Well... - There are too 15 million for furniture. 145 00:14:18,240 --> 00:14:21,630 Then I have to talk to him about it, we live together. 146 00:14:21,760 --> 00:14:26,834 Have you heard, Gaetano? What do you think? 147 00:14:26,960 --> 00:14:29,952 PETO 148 00:14:30,360 --> 00:14:33,238 He doesn't agree. 149 00:14:33,360 --> 00:14:37,353 Three times seven... 150 00:14:37,480 --> 00:14:43,271 ..equals twenty-one. I was right! 151 00:14:44,400 --> 00:14:48,996 - Accountant! Asshole! - What did he say? 152 00:14:49,120 --> 00:14:53,716 Asshole! I'm Panzironi Emilio. Give me a book of checks. 153 00:14:58,960 --> 00:15:02,748 Director, there is a gentleman who wants a checkbook... 154 00:15:02,880 --> 00:15:08,512 ..and called me an asshole. Also for our credit institution... 155 00:15:08,640 --> 00:15:11,632 Take a look at the location of this rude man. 156 00:15:14,760 --> 00:15:19,754 Panzironi... Emilio. 157 00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:26,873 At that time... 2 billion, 893 million, 450,000... 158 00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:30,356 Give him the checkbook, asshole! 159 00:15:35,480 --> 00:15:37,471 Good morning, thank you. 160 00:15:39,400 --> 00:15:43,837 - Are you looking for a house? - Yes. - I have just the thing for you. 161 00:15:43,960 --> 00:15:48,954 A large, beautiful villa, a little outside Rome. 162 00:15:49,080 --> 00:15:52,072 Call this number. It's a deal. 163 00:15:52,200 --> 00:15:56,239 - Cheer up, how's the dollar doing? - Fine thanks. 164 00:15:56,360 --> 00:15:58,749 Did he say? 165 00:16:08,680 --> 00:16:13,071 - Immobilcasa, ready? - Telephone for that villa. 166 00:16:13,200 --> 00:16:17,193 - On the Appia Antica? - Yes. Is it very expensive? 167 00:16:17,320 --> 00:16:21,313 No, it's a fabulous opportunity! Fully furnished... 168 00:16:21,440 --> 00:16:26,434 ..on two floors, with covered swimming pool. 250,000 lire per month without deposit. 169 00:16:26,560 --> 00:16:31,554 I don't have time to waste. The usual idiot! 170 00:16:31,680 --> 00:16:34,717 - I was talking about myself. - I didn't doubt it. 171 00:16:34,840 --> 00:16:37,434 They all happen to you! 172 00:16:37,560 --> 00:16:42,270 - They offered me a villa with swimming pool. - Really? 173 00:16:42,400 --> 00:16:45,198 I get it, it's another joke. 174 00:16:45,320 --> 00:16:48,312 - Giorgio, where do you sleep? - In the car. 175 00:16:48,440 --> 00:16:54,037 - Still? - Cut! The telephone it costs. - He called. - All right. 176 00:16:54,160 --> 00:16:59,154 Love, hurry up. Find a home, a hut, but hurry! 177 00:16:59,280 --> 00:17:02,272 - We have to get married soon. - Do you love me? - Yes. 178 00:17:02,400 --> 00:17:06,791 - I want to be with you. - Me too, but there are no houses to be found. 179 00:17:06,920 --> 00:17:10,515 - I had thought of a movable prefabricated building. - Meaning what? 180 00:17:10,640 --> 00:17:13,632 - A trailer. - My mother doesn't come. 181 00:17:13,760 --> 00:17:16,991 Your mother has to come and live with us? 182 00:17:17,120 --> 00:17:21,716 - I can't come without her. - Let's talk about it again, I ran out of tokens. 183 00:17:21,840 --> 00:17:24,832 - Call back soon. - Yes, hello. - HI. 184 00:17:29,920 --> 00:17:33,913 Gaetano! Be good, come here! 185 00:17:34,680 --> 00:17:38,753 Well done, Gaetano, listen to what you have to do. 186 00:17:38,880 --> 00:17:40,950 Go by car... 187 00:17:50,240 --> 00:17:52,231 Who was he? 188 00:17:52,360 --> 00:17:55,352 You know I don't want to that you give confidence to strangers. 189 00:17:57,280 --> 00:18:00,670 Let's go. Calm down, don't pull! 190 00:18:00,800 --> 00:18:04,190 Come on! Stopped! 191 00:18:04,320 --> 00:18:07,118 Wait. Holy shit! 192 00:18:07,240 --> 00:18:10,835 Sometimes you have such unurban ways I'd break your face. 193 00:18:10,960 --> 00:18:14,748 You look like a beast. Not there, I'll drive! 194 00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:32,231 I spoke to Candida. He's fine, he says hello. 195 00:18:32,760 --> 00:18:35,911 His mother insists on doing so come and live with us. 196 00:18:36,040 --> 00:18:39,032 (the dog speaks) ''What a drag!'' 197 00:18:43,480 --> 00:18:46,472 - Did you speak? - ''Dogs don't talk.'' 198 00:18:46,600 --> 00:18:50,388 Exactly! I meant it well! 199 00:18:59,280 --> 00:19:04,274 What do you have today? Stay calm, Gaetano. 200 00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:07,392 Go behind. Do you want to drive? 201 00:19:07,520 --> 00:19:10,512 You don't have the pink slip, you can't. 202 00:19:10,640 --> 00:19:14,110 Do you want to sit here? Comfortable. 203 00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:18,953 No, I have to go left. 204 00:19:19,080 --> 00:19:21,833 Stop it, I have to go left. 205 00:19:29,280 --> 00:19:31,271 Stop it! 206 00:19:39,800 --> 00:19:42,394 What are you doing, you idiot? 207 00:19:42,520 --> 00:19:47,640 I wanted to turn left, Gaetano he put the arrow to the right... 208 00:19:47,760 --> 00:19:51,514 - She drives like a dog! - I can't blame her. 209 00:19:53,120 --> 00:19:55,759 Gaetano! Gaetano! 210 00:19:55,880 --> 00:20:01,637 Gaetano! Come here. Where are you going? Be good, come back. 211 00:20:01,760 --> 00:20:04,149 Gaetano! 212 00:20:05,480 --> 00:20:07,471 Wait. 213 00:20:16,280 --> 00:20:19,590 Why did you get on the bus? Where do you want to go? 214 00:20:19,720 --> 00:20:23,633 - Is that dog yours? - No. 215 00:20:23,760 --> 00:20:26,877 He can't stay here, he has to come down. 216 00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:30,356 Let him come down! 217 00:20:38,520 --> 00:20:42,513 Come down, don't be an idiot. I left the car on the street. 218 00:20:42,640 --> 00:20:46,428 If they scold me again, I'll break your face! 219 00:20:46,560 --> 00:20:50,951 Who do you think you are? You think to be able to do anything you want? 220 00:20:51,080 --> 00:20:54,231 Get your head straight. Come down, don't be an idiot. 221 00:21:11,920 --> 00:21:18,314 If you continue like this, I'll tear up your pedigree! 222 00:21:18,440 --> 00:21:23,389 - It's for sure that dog isn't it his? - It's mathematical! 223 00:21:38,400 --> 00:21:42,518 I'm going down too. Gaetano! Gaetano! 224 00:21:42,640 --> 00:21:44,631 Gaetanino! 225 00:21:46,360 --> 00:21:49,113 It's not our house, come back! 226 00:21:52,920 --> 00:21:55,309 Gaetano! 227 00:21:56,880 --> 00:21:59,872 Excuse me, the dog got out from the bus and entered here. 228 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:03,390 - I'm Battistini from Immobilcasa. - Pleasure. 229 00:22:03,520 --> 00:22:07,308 - Is it Mr. Giorgio Allegri? - Yes. - I was waiting for you. 230 00:22:07,440 --> 00:22:13,037 - Were you waiting for me? - Yes. Do you like it? - What? 231 00:22:13,160 --> 00:22:20,475 The villa! You're not Mr Allegri who called me yesterday? 232 00:22:20,600 --> 00:22:24,195 For the villa from 250,000 lire a month? 233 00:22:24,320 --> 00:22:26,311 This is it! 234 00:22:26,440 --> 00:22:31,833 - I made an appointment with her for today at 4.00 pm? - Yes. 235 00:22:31,960 --> 00:22:33,951 Indeed! 236 00:22:34,080 --> 00:22:40,189 I have little time, but I would like to show them the winter garden and the swimming pool. 237 00:22:40,320 --> 00:22:45,110 - That way you go to the cellar. - Passing by the swimming pool? 238 00:22:45,240 --> 00:22:49,119 The swimming pool was built later. It is air conditioned... 239 00:22:49,240 --> 00:22:53,233 ..to keep things right temperature the plants and the water. 240 00:22:53,520 --> 00:22:59,436 - Who knows how much it costs! - It's all included in the price. 241 00:22:59,560 --> 00:23:04,759 - In the 250,000 lire? - Yes. - Is there something behind it? 242 00:23:04,880 --> 00:23:08,395 - Yes. - I have to leave 300 million bail? 243 00:23:08,520 --> 00:23:12,513 No, it's not that. I'll tell you right away... 244 00:23:12,640 --> 00:23:16,189 ..it gets worse: there are ghosts! 245 00:23:16,320 --> 00:23:20,711 - Ghosts? - It's funny, but they're there. 246 00:23:20,840 --> 00:23:25,834 - Do you believe in ghosts? - I'm looking for a house For months, I've been living in the car with the dog. 247 00:23:25,960 --> 00:23:30,954 It's inconvenient, there's no gas! I'll come to live here even with ghosts! 248 00:23:31,080 --> 00:23:36,279 Well. We look for the person that he manages to exorcise the villa. 249 00:23:36,400 --> 00:23:39,915 If he succeeds, so much the better! Here are the keys. 250 00:23:40,040 --> 00:23:45,160 - The contract? - There's no rush. - I want to rent villa and ghosts. 251 00:23:45,280 --> 00:23:50,274 I wanted to clarify that the villa is furnished and everything works well. 252 00:23:50,400 --> 00:23:54,791 - Here is the signed contract. - He takes care of the garden... 253 00:23:54,920 --> 00:23:59,118 ..Erpidio Tommassini, a good person. 254 00:23:59,240 --> 00:24:02,516 Of course it is included in the rental price. Good morning. 255 00:24:02,640 --> 00:24:04,631 Until we meet again. 256 00:24:05,560 --> 00:24:07,551 Ghosts! 257 00:24:09,880 --> 00:24:11,871 Fantasy... 258 00:24:13,280 --> 00:24:15,271 Sorry! 259 00:24:34,280 --> 00:24:37,272 HOWLING IN THE DISTANCE 260 00:24:37,800 --> 00:24:39,791 Gaetano! 261 00:24:41,520 --> 00:24:43,511 Gaetanino! 262 00:24:44,440 --> 00:24:46,431 Nino! 263 00:24:51,280 --> 00:24:54,272 HOWLING 264 00:25:00,280 --> 00:25:03,272 Gaetano! I signed, I rented it. 265 00:25:05,880 --> 00:25:09,998 Gaetanino! HOWLING 266 00:25:12,120 --> 00:25:14,509 Where are you? 267 00:25:15,040 --> 00:25:19,431 You don't know the house, it can be dangerous. 268 00:25:31,560 --> 00:25:33,551 Gaetano! 269 00:25:35,080 --> 00:25:38,072 THE DOOR CLOSES 270 00:25:53,080 --> 00:25:57,073 Gaetano, where are you? HOWLING 271 00:26:06,200 --> 00:26:08,589 You are there! 272 00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:12,879 Come away. Look at this place dirty and squalid! 273 00:26:16,600 --> 00:26:22,197 They told me they are there the ghosts. I'm not afraid... 274 00:26:22,320 --> 00:26:25,790 ..but now I'm going to poop. HI. 275 00:26:44,280 --> 00:26:47,272 INSTANT NOISE 276 00:26:49,120 --> 00:26:51,509 Is anyone there? 277 00:26:52,440 --> 00:26:56,433 What is this noise? I know him. 278 00:26:56,560 --> 00:26:59,950 A person who drinks? Who drinks in my house? 279 00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:16,998 Ahh! An eagle! 280 00:27:24,480 --> 00:27:27,358 - Good evening. - Good evening. 281 00:27:27,480 --> 00:27:29,869 - Speaks? - Certain! 282 00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:34,993 They told me about her, but I could hardly believe it. 283 00:27:35,120 --> 00:27:38,590 I'm the new tenant, or rather, roommate. 284 00:27:38,720 --> 00:27:43,430 The house is so big we could live both of us without disturbing each other. 285 00:27:43,560 --> 00:27:47,951 During the day I work in a bank and I sleep at night. 286 00:27:48,080 --> 00:27:52,676 If she were to do something like squeaks, creaks... 287 00:27:52,800 --> 00:27:55,394 ..I wouldn't bother. 288 00:27:55,520 --> 00:28:01,390 - As for the swimming pool... Does she swim? - No. - I imagined. 289 00:28:01,520 --> 00:28:05,513 - Giorgio Allegri. - Erpidio Tommassini. 290 00:28:07,880 --> 00:28:12,874 I came to prune the roses and to give water to the plants. 291 00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:17,118 It always makes that noise when does he walk? 292 00:28:17,240 --> 00:28:21,597 - It's the boots' fault. Sorry. - Are you English? - No! 293 00:28:21,720 --> 00:28:27,511 I'm from Trapani, but I worked in a castle in Cornwall. 294 00:28:29,440 --> 00:28:33,274 - Do you own a dog? - Yes. 295 00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:36,790 Today he is very nervous, I don't know what happens to him. 296 00:28:36,920 --> 00:28:40,071 He must have smelled it the damned soul of the Saracen. 297 00:28:40,200 --> 00:28:43,510 - The Saracen? - They told you that the house... 298 00:28:43,640 --> 00:28:47,713 - It's full of ghosts. - Hand! - In fact it's all bullshit! 299 00:28:47,840 --> 00:28:50,798 There is only one ghost. He's not bad. 300 00:28:50,920 --> 00:28:57,712 It never bothered me, you just need to know how to take it. 301 00:28:57,840 --> 00:29:01,355 INSTANT NOISE Now I'll break his face. 302 00:29:01,480 --> 00:29:06,270 No, please, animals are like plants, you just need to know how to treat them. 303 00:29:06,400 --> 00:29:09,392 Let me take care of it. With permission. 304 00:29:09,520 --> 00:29:13,911 Ghosts, Saracen... All bullshit! 305 00:29:17,280 --> 00:29:20,272 THE PHONE RINGS 306 00:29:21,400 --> 00:29:24,392 Ready? Accountant! 307 00:29:25,520 --> 00:29:30,514 How does he say? Even a villa? 308 00:29:30,640 --> 00:29:35,634 I understand. Yes, I realize. 309 00:29:35,760 --> 00:29:39,753 I don't know, we'll see. I'll pass you Candida. 310 00:29:39,880 --> 00:29:42,872 It's him. I'm not moving from here. 311 00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:46,993 I don't want to end up in Rome bro the Zulus! You do as you want. 312 00:29:47,120 --> 00:29:51,113 George, my love! Have you really found a villa? 313 00:29:51,240 --> 00:29:54,232 When are we leaving? I do not know. 314 00:29:54,360 --> 00:30:00,037 - Mother doesn't want to come to Rome. - Good! Not even dead! 315 00:30:00,160 --> 00:30:03,152 Imagine if I go to Rome! 316 00:30:03,880 --> 00:30:07,475 - Don't worry... - Tomorrow let's go. I'm going to pack my bags. 317 00:30:07,600 --> 00:30:10,478 Let's leave right away! What is the villa like? 318 00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:15,594 COUGH Don't smoke while I'm talking! 319 00:30:17,720 --> 00:30:22,714 The villa is wonderful, there is a large avenue and the swimming pool... 320 00:30:22,840 --> 00:30:26,594 ...and the door opens by itself. - Automatically? 321 00:30:26,720 --> 00:30:29,712 Practically yes. 322 00:30:29,840 --> 00:30:35,551 Then there are stairs, a door, a living room with the gardener's shadow... 323 00:30:35,680 --> 00:30:39,673 - How? - Then I'll explain. 324 00:30:39,800 --> 00:30:42,792 They say they happen here strange things. 325 00:30:42,920 --> 00:30:44,990 I'll explain. 326 00:30:45,120 --> 00:30:48,157 Don't joke! What's the weather like in Rome? 327 00:30:49,680 --> 00:30:53,673 There was a downpour here, but now the good weather has returned. 328 00:30:53,800 --> 00:30:59,193 - So there's some asshole here... - Giorgio, what are you saying? 329 00:30:59,320 --> 00:31:02,710 SHAM FROM THE PHONE Ready? George? 330 00:31:02,840 --> 00:31:06,196 - Did the line go dead? - No, a vase fell. 331 00:31:06,320 --> 00:31:11,678 I don't understand you, but let's go anyway at 9.30 and we arrive at 10.30. 332 00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:15,793 Hi love. See you tomorrow. Then I'll explain. 333 00:31:19,080 --> 00:31:24,074 - What happened? - The ghost is a pain in the ass! 334 00:31:24,200 --> 00:31:29,593 Ghosts are like dogs, that's it know how to take them. I'm going to the hospital. 335 00:31:41,080 --> 00:31:43,674 What a pain in the ass dog! 336 00:31:43,800 --> 00:31:47,395 If it were smaller, I would try violence. 337 00:31:51,960 --> 00:31:55,555 I get it, you're sorted. I thank you. 338 00:31:55,680 --> 00:32:00,037 Tomorrow morning breakfast at 8.00 then you tidy up the house, do the shopping... 339 00:32:00,160 --> 00:32:02,549 wash my underwear... 340 00:32:04,880 --> 00:32:07,872 I'll wash them! 341 00:32:26,840 --> 00:32:29,638 We'll cut our nails tomorrow! 342 00:32:33,280 --> 00:32:36,670 Here you are. I'll reopen for you tomorrow morning. 343 00:32:37,280 --> 00:32:39,874 Remember to turn off the light. 344 00:32:50,920 --> 00:32:52,512 It's you? 345 00:32:53,640 --> 00:32:57,030 I'm not used to sleeping with people I don't know. 346 00:32:57,160 --> 00:33:01,472 I don't even know if you are a man, a woman or a... 347 00:33:01,600 --> 00:33:04,672 Find another place, the house is big. 348 00:33:04,800 --> 00:33:09,396 I'm not afraid of you and I won't go away. 349 00:33:09,520 --> 00:33:12,910 In fact, Candida will arrive tomorrow and anything will happen here! 350 00:33:13,040 --> 00:33:17,670 I don't feel like doing ''things'' while you stand there watching! 351 00:33:21,400 --> 00:33:24,198 I see you understand. 352 00:33:24,720 --> 00:33:26,119 Good night. 353 00:33:27,680 --> 00:33:30,672 MUSIC FROM THE DOWNSTAIRS 354 00:33:43,480 --> 00:33:47,473 Enough with this music! We can't take it anymore! 355 00:33:48,400 --> 00:33:53,190 I get it, there's not enough education for coexistence... 356 00:33:53,320 --> 00:33:58,314 ..so from this moment on I'm the only one in charge! 357 00:34:19,040 --> 00:34:21,600 That's it! 358 00:34:21,720 --> 00:34:25,110 Now you understand who are you dealing with. 359 00:34:29,240 --> 00:34:31,834 Are you going to kick my ass? 360 00:34:37,880 --> 00:34:41,668 It's okay, you're stronger. 361 00:34:47,160 --> 00:34:49,549 Cremona school? 362 00:34:49,680 --> 00:34:54,674 Do you want to play? Ring. Music is a fact of culture! 363 00:36:04,480 --> 00:36:06,869 Are you done messing around? 364 00:36:10,280 --> 00:36:13,078 You put everything back in order. 365 00:36:13,200 --> 00:36:15,589 Even over there? 366 00:36:19,880 --> 00:36:22,269 Don't make jokes! 367 00:36:28,880 --> 00:36:33,670 Everything is fine here too. They are messy but tidy. 368 00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:36,394 We'll deal with you later! 369 00:36:57,080 --> 00:37:01,870 My children and I are here mother-in-law who, fortunately, is a widow. 370 00:37:02,600 --> 00:37:07,594 My wife and I sleep here and there my brother-in-law is there with his family. 371 00:37:07,720 --> 00:37:11,713 - Take a seat. - It is fine for me. There will be four of us. 372 00:37:11,840 --> 00:37:14,752 me, the dog, my wife and my mother-in-law. 373 00:37:14,880 --> 00:37:18,714 If you have such a beautiful and big villa why would you give it to me? 374 00:37:18,840 --> 00:37:21,957 She's too beautiful, large and luxurious... 375 00:37:22,080 --> 00:37:25,072 ...we're not used to it, we feel uncomfortable. 376 00:37:25,200 --> 00:37:28,397 There are three bathrooms upstairs and two below. 377 00:37:31,440 --> 00:37:34,238 Damn, what a ''travel''! 378 00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:40,195 - Did you see the referee? - What's wrong? 379 00:37:46,360 --> 00:37:49,033 I'll get a drink. 380 00:37:56,880 --> 00:37:59,678 Here... What are you doing? 381 00:37:59,800 --> 00:38:02,792 Hey! What are you doing? 382 00:38:03,920 --> 00:38:06,912 - I am falling asleep. - Let's drink up. 383 00:38:07,040 --> 00:38:10,237 We agree, I go to you and you come here. 384 00:38:10,360 --> 00:38:12,351 Ninth! 385 00:38:12,480 --> 00:38:15,472 - The television! - What's wrong? 386 00:38:15,600 --> 00:38:19,593 It's too violent. The dog he gets angry, he has a bad temper! 387 00:38:19,720 --> 00:38:23,508 The plaid one was a good one idea, I was starting to have some pain. 388 00:38:23,640 --> 00:38:29,237 I didn't understand you, you came home mine at night to propose the exchange... 389 00:38:29,360 --> 00:38:32,352 ...and then nothing happens anymore. Do you want to explain to me? 390 00:38:32,480 --> 00:38:36,473 - Shut up! - You're right, disturbances. 391 00:38:36,600 --> 00:38:40,593 Sorry, you did it three months ago a robbery in Milan in via Brera? 392 00:38:40,720 --> 00:38:44,633 - Is it the accountant Allegri? - Yes. How's it going? 393 00:38:44,760 --> 00:38:47,718 - Well. - The job? - Let's move on. 394 00:38:47,840 --> 00:38:51,833 - Do you have much longer? - No, 10 or 15 minutes. 395 00:38:51,960 --> 00:38:55,953 My girlfriend arrives and I should go and pick her up at the airport. 396 00:38:56,080 --> 00:38:59,914 - Do you mind letting me go? - Go. - Thank you. 397 00:39:00,040 --> 00:39:03,032 - A thousand thanks. Until we meet again. - Be well. 398 00:39:03,160 --> 00:39:06,675 - Whatever he needed, you steal it! - Agree. 399 00:39:54,080 --> 00:39:56,799 Watch out, it's burning! 400 00:40:13,280 --> 00:40:14,679 Track! 401 00:40:22,280 --> 00:40:25,272 FRACASS 402 00:41:35,400 --> 00:41:39,791 The accountant Allegri sent me for take you to the villa. Welcome. 403 00:41:39,920 --> 00:41:44,311 - Thank you. - Giorgio burgled where does the bank work? 404 00:42:09,080 --> 00:42:13,073 THE ENGINE SHUTS OFF 405 00:42:17,200 --> 00:42:21,990 It doesn't work anymore, yet it's everything in order. It will be a little valve! 406 00:42:28,480 --> 00:42:31,472 What are they doing in that car? 407 00:42:31,600 --> 00:42:34,478 I have to find a way to return home. 408 00:42:56,080 --> 00:43:00,471 - Thanks for the ride. - Please. - Until we meet again. 409 00:43:03,280 --> 00:43:07,796 - Mom, it's paradise! - Yes, but not for bankers. 410 00:43:07,920 --> 00:43:11,913 - There's something going on. - No, it was an occasion. 411 00:43:14,680 --> 00:43:16,671 Candida! 412 00:43:16,800 --> 00:43:20,190 - Hello, Candida. - George! 413 00:43:20,320 --> 00:43:22,959 George! 414 00:43:23,080 --> 00:43:24,479 HI. 415 00:43:24,600 --> 00:43:28,513 Thanks for the roses and the car, but I thought you were coming to get me. 416 00:43:28,640 --> 00:43:32,633 I came, but found the fog and I had to return by speedboat. 417 00:43:32,760 --> 00:43:36,355 Good morning. Do I bring in suitcases? 418 00:43:36,480 --> 00:43:39,756 - Gaetano! - Even the waitress! You made money. 419 00:43:39,880 --> 00:43:45,477 It's a tenor of 5 million a month, There's something fishy going on. 420 00:43:45,600 --> 00:43:49,798 - He'll end up in prison. - It's a stroke of luck. 421 00:43:49,920 --> 00:43:52,115 Yes! 422 00:43:52,240 --> 00:43:56,631 - Who are you? - Lucia, the new one waitress. Don't you recognize me? 423 00:43:56,760 --> 00:43:59,752 - Who hired her? - Her, this morning. 424 00:43:59,880 --> 00:44:03,873 - How much? - 350,000 lire plus contributions. Don't you remember? 425 00:44:05,400 --> 00:44:08,392 I would like to know who pays these expenses. 426 00:44:11,080 --> 00:44:14,675 - Why do you have so much money in your pocket? - If I have to take a taxi... 427 00:44:14,800 --> 00:44:19,351 - It's definitely dirty money! - Where does so much money come from? 428 00:44:19,480 --> 00:44:21,869 I took out a mortgage. 429 00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:26,152 - About what? - On the dog. 430 00:44:28,600 --> 00:44:31,592 Come, I'll show you the house. 431 00:44:34,120 --> 00:44:38,716 - Who is? - Erpidio, the gardener. - Even the gardener? 432 00:44:38,840 --> 00:44:42,753 - Of course, there's the garden! - He has the face of a killer. 433 00:44:42,880 --> 00:44:46,270 Excuse me if I take the liberty, accountant... 434 00:44:46,400 --> 00:44:50,313 ..but how can he live in this luxury? Don't you work in a bank? 435 00:44:50,440 --> 00:44:55,673 It's a well-paid job because ~ full of responsibilities and dangers. 436 00:44:55,800 --> 00:44:59,793 - Nice, Gaetano. - Sorry, I can't stand dogs. 437 00:44:59,920 --> 00:45:03,913 - I'm going to my room. - She does that, but she's not bad. - No! 438 00:45:04,040 --> 00:45:08,033 - Shall we do it next Sunday? - What? - The wedding! 439 00:45:08,160 --> 00:45:11,550 (the dog speaks in Neapolitan): ''It's better to wait for the full moon.'' 440 00:45:11,680 --> 00:45:16,276 - What does the full moon have to do with it? - I didn't mention it. 441 00:45:16,400 --> 00:45:20,359 - Was it Gaetano? - Gaetano? 442 00:45:20,480 --> 00:45:24,029 Giorgio, have you thought about it again? 443 00:45:24,160 --> 00:45:29,109 - No, I would even marry you right away. - I like you that way! 444 00:45:29,240 --> 00:45:32,710 I can't wait until Sunday, you couldn't... 445 00:45:32,840 --> 00:45:35,434 It shouldn't. 446 00:45:35,560 --> 00:45:39,553 I would have organized, if you agree... Ahh! 447 00:45:40,680 --> 00:45:44,992 Moron! You got me for a porchetta? Rude! 448 00:45:45,120 --> 00:45:49,113 - Sooner or later I'll break his face! - A gentleman asks about you. 449 00:45:49,240 --> 00:45:54,234 - Who will it be? - Go and see. - I'll explain my plan to you later. 450 00:45:54,360 --> 00:45:56,749 Moron! 451 00:46:02,080 --> 00:46:07,473 Good morning. I brought her back the car. It looks new! 452 00:46:07,600 --> 00:46:12,674 - Who authorized it to fix the car? - Her! 453 00:46:12,800 --> 00:46:17,396 - How much does it cost? - We had agreed on 1,200,000 lire. 454 00:46:17,520 --> 00:46:22,355 - Can I pay in installments? - Are you joking? He has already paid. 455 00:46:22,480 --> 00:46:25,472 Here. Until we meet again. 456 00:46:37,240 --> 00:46:41,438 I don't know how to thank you for the car. 457 00:46:41,560 --> 00:46:44,154 I don't know how to repay myself. 458 00:46:44,280 --> 00:46:48,671 If you could give me a hand even with Candida... 459 00:46:48,800 --> 00:46:52,793 ..maybe sending the old woman get out of the way... 460 00:46:52,920 --> 00:46:56,310 ..with an excuse... drown her? 461 00:46:56,440 --> 00:47:00,433 - Candida, I'm going for a dip in the pool. - I'm coming too. 462 00:47:00,560 --> 00:47:05,236 I see you agree! You can can you help me with Candida too? 463 00:47:05,360 --> 00:47:07,749 He's too ''on his own''. 464 00:47:10,880 --> 00:47:14,839 You understood everything. If you want to watch as we do... 465 00:47:14,960 --> 00:47:16,951 I've done worse. 466 00:47:21,280 --> 00:47:23,271 I'm going to the pool. 467 00:47:24,400 --> 00:47:28,791 You have nothing better to do than going to the pool? 468 00:47:28,920 --> 00:47:33,311 - Don't insist, there are only a few left days. - I can't take it anymore. 469 00:47:45,680 --> 00:47:49,150 - Let's go upstairs. - And your mother? 470 00:47:49,280 --> 00:47:51,271 Think about it yourself. 471 00:47:52,680 --> 00:47:54,671 I am waiting for you. 472 00:47:56,480 --> 00:47:59,472 Sure, I'll take care of it! 473 00:48:05,080 --> 00:48:08,072 Giorgio, what's happening to you? 474 00:48:10,200 --> 00:48:13,590 - Because you threw me from the window? - What are you saying? 475 00:48:13,720 --> 00:48:16,314 What do you do with that hatchet? 476 00:48:16,440 --> 00:48:21,355 I wanted to delete... When is your mother's birthday? 477 00:48:21,480 --> 00:48:25,871 I don't understand you. I'm going to the pool, we will see each other later. 478 00:48:32,280 --> 00:48:35,670 - Is the tea ready? - Yes. - Leave it, I'll serve him. 479 00:48:35,800 --> 00:48:39,588 - No, I'll serve him. - No, me. - Are you joking? I serve him. 480 00:48:39,720 --> 00:48:44,510 I'll bring him, a good host must know how to make do. 481 00:48:44,640 --> 00:48:47,916 A little etiquette. She can't be a pain in the ass! 482 00:48:48,040 --> 00:48:50,838 As you wish, accountant. 483 00:48:55,840 --> 00:49:01,836 ''Erotichin'' for Candida, so he gets a little excited. 484 00:49:05,280 --> 00:49:09,273 ''Sonnofort'' for my mother-in-law. 485 00:49:09,400 --> 00:49:14,394 I put it all on, so he sleeps for a long time and it doesn't bother me! 486 00:49:14,520 --> 00:49:16,511 Smooth for me. 487 00:49:36,320 --> 00:49:40,791 - How good! Help Lucia? - I help everyone. 488 00:49:40,920 --> 00:49:45,311 - This is for her. - Is there sugar? - That's fine. 489 00:49:49,280 --> 00:49:52,272 This is for Candida. 490 00:49:52,800 --> 00:49:55,234 And this is for me. 491 00:49:55,360 --> 00:49:59,353 - Darling, pass me the bathrobe, please? - Right away. 492 00:50:02,280 --> 00:50:04,271 Thank you. 493 00:50:09,320 --> 00:50:12,312 Let's drink tea, then I'll wait for you in the room. 494 00:50:12,440 --> 00:50:16,433 - Don't insist. - In a few minutes you will insist. 495 00:50:24,680 --> 00:50:27,672 -Did you sugar it? - It's all there. 496 00:50:27,800 --> 00:50:32,794 -Aren't you sleepy? - Not at all, in fact! 497 00:50:32,920 --> 00:50:35,912 I'll go to my room as agreed. 498 00:50:36,040 --> 00:50:41,034 GLORGLY YAWNS 499 00:50:50,480 --> 00:50:54,075 - That gardener isn't bad. - What? - I almost would. 500 00:50:59,680 --> 00:51:05,277 Cabbage! How excited I am! 501 00:51:07,400 --> 00:51:11,393 When I get to the room I'm having a fuck! 502 00:51:15,320 --> 00:51:17,834 What lust! 503 00:51:18,760 --> 00:51:22,355 How excited I am! What happens to me? 504 00:51:25,080 --> 00:51:29,073 It will soon be in action my stainless bar. 505 00:51:41,680 --> 00:51:46,879 - Herpidius. - Yes? - How do you make the grafts? 506 00:51:47,000 --> 00:51:50,993 Always very thoroughly. THE PHONE RINGS 507 00:51:53,080 --> 00:51:58,074 Yes? Who wants it? The bank manager? 508 00:51:58,200 --> 00:52:03,194 What a warm and sensual voice! 509 00:52:03,320 --> 00:52:07,313 - Can I address you on your first name, slut? - Mom! 510 00:52:07,440 --> 00:52:11,433 - See you in an hour at the motel. - Mom! - Who knows what male! 511 00:52:11,560 --> 00:52:15,553 Ready? As? I am Giorgio's girlfriend. 512 00:52:15,680 --> 00:52:18,672 It must have been interference. 513 00:52:18,800 --> 00:52:22,190 Mom, call Giorgio, Mr. Albani wants it. 514 00:52:22,320 --> 00:52:25,517 - I'm all fire! - No, no trouble. 515 00:52:25,640 --> 00:52:29,633 George! Giorgio! 516 00:52:32,760 --> 00:52:35,354 Poor love! 517 00:52:35,480 --> 00:52:39,473 Puppy! He fell asleep on the couch. 518 00:52:40,880 --> 00:52:46,477 Slut! Come here, on the ground it's more exciting! 519 00:52:46,600 --> 00:52:50,388 - Tell me I'm your slut! - Slut? 520 00:52:50,520 --> 00:52:54,115 Mrs Anastasia, Miss Candida says... 521 00:52:54,240 --> 00:52:59,234 - Sorry, am I disturbing you? - No, this is no longer necessary. 522 00:52:59,360 --> 00:53:04,354 Forget Miss Candida. Let's think about us, love! 523 00:53:04,480 --> 00:53:08,473 - Where is it taking me? - Come towards the pleasure. Tell me I'm a slut. 524 00:53:08,600 --> 00:53:13,196 - Won't it be too much? - Eros it knows no boundaries. - Slut! 525 00:53:13,320 --> 00:53:16,437 You are a beast, you will make me die! 526 00:53:17,960 --> 00:53:21,555 - Good morning, director, disturbance? - Please say. 527 00:53:21,680 --> 00:53:25,878 - This is for her. - What is it? 528 00:53:26,400 --> 00:53:29,790 - Confetti? - Yes. - Are you confirming? 529 00:53:29,920 --> 00:53:34,914 - No, I'm getting married. I would like to ask a few days off. - What? 530 00:53:35,040 --> 00:53:40,637 The stock market plummets, the dollar rises, there is P2, the redundancy fund... 531 00:53:40,760 --> 00:53:44,070 ..inflation, domestic politics and the international one... 532 00:53:44,200 --> 00:53:47,556 ..and she wants to get married, go on holiday and have fun? 533 00:53:47,680 --> 00:53:52,674 Tell your colleagues what he wants to do. Say it! 534 00:53:53,480 --> 00:53:57,678 On! Say it, if you dare. 535 00:53:58,400 --> 00:54:02,154 I want to be confirmed! Yes YOU HEAR FROM THE SPEAKER 536 00:54:02,280 --> 00:54:04,271 What does he say? 537 00:54:11,680 --> 00:54:16,117 - Who's leaving? - Mrs. Anastasia. - And his girlfriend. 538 00:54:25,240 --> 00:54:28,038 Let's hope we don't have forgot anything. 539 00:54:28,560 --> 00:54:32,348 - Here's the scoundrel! - Are you leaving? Where are you going? 540 00:54:32,480 --> 00:54:37,270 Let's go back to Milan, Candida He doesn't deserve this mockery. 541 00:54:37,400 --> 00:54:41,234 - I do not understand. - You know it very well, don't pretend. 542 00:54:41,360 --> 00:54:44,352 The wedding had to be two Sundays ago. 543 00:54:44,480 --> 00:54:49,918 Delays, unexpected events, mix-ups. Clothes, publications are missing... 544 00:54:50,040 --> 00:54:52,235 It's not my fault. 545 00:54:52,360 --> 00:54:55,352 How fake! I'll wait for you downstairs. 546 00:54:55,480 --> 00:54:59,871 If you thought about it, you could have said so. Why so much subterfuge? 547 00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:03,993 - I don't understand, tell me what's happening. - You have suspended orders... 548 00:55:04,120 --> 00:55:08,511 ...of shareholdings and clothes. 549 00:55:08,640 --> 00:55:11,837 You invented that the director it doesn't give you holidays. 550 00:55:11,960 --> 00:55:16,397 I asked him again today. Who cares, no holidays. 551 00:55:16,520 --> 00:55:21,548 - I didn't cancel the publications and the clothes. - Was it the ghost? 552 00:55:21,680 --> 00:55:23,989 Eh! 553 00:55:24,120 --> 00:55:26,714 Are you even kidding me! 554 00:55:26,840 --> 00:55:30,230 It's over between us, you won't see me again! 555 00:55:32,360 --> 00:55:35,750 I come from the printing house to deliver the shares. 556 00:55:35,880 --> 00:55:40,476 - View? - They brought the clothes, are they still needed? 557 00:55:40,600 --> 00:55:44,593 THE PHONE RINGS Ready? 558 00:55:44,720 --> 00:55:47,712 Good morning, director. 559 00:55:47,840 --> 00:55:51,628 Thank you very much, goodbye. A month's holiday! 560 00:55:51,760 --> 00:55:56,151 - There's Don Alvino who says... - Everything is ready... 561 00:55:56,280 --> 00:56:00,273 ..the publications, the flowers... 562 00:56:00,400 --> 00:56:05,110 - Tell me when you want to get married. - In a quarter of an hour. 563 00:56:05,240 --> 00:56:08,232 WEDDING MARCLA 564 00:56:17,000 --> 00:56:20,356 - Because they get married so fast? - I do not know. 565 00:56:20,480 --> 00:56:23,472 - I didn't have time to find a decent suit. - Shut up! 566 00:56:23,600 --> 00:56:27,991 - Maybe she's pregnant. - The mother or the daughter? 567 00:56:28,120 --> 00:56:31,590 For me the mother is pregnant. He has a beef with the gardener! 568 00:56:31,720 --> 00:56:36,714 You, Candida Melenghi, want Giorgio Allegri present here... 569 00:56:36,840 --> 00:56:42,153 ..as your husband according to the rite of the Holy Roman Church? - Yes. 570 00:56:42,280 --> 00:56:46,273 You, Giorgio Allegri, want Candida Melenghi present here... 571 00:56:46,400 --> 00:56:50,393 ..as your bride according to the rite of the Holy Roman Church? 572 00:56:55,280 --> 00:56:59,273 - No? Why not? - Don't you want to marry me? 573 00:56:59,400 --> 00:57:02,915 Yes! Yes, I want! 574 00:57:03,040 --> 00:57:07,033 - Long live the newlyweds! - Congratulations! 575 00:57:23,120 --> 00:57:25,111 Love, what are you doing? 576 00:57:25,240 --> 00:57:28,630 - We're married now! - The guests are here. 577 00:57:28,760 --> 00:57:31,991 - Aren't you coming to cut the cake? - We're cutting the rope! 578 00:57:32,120 --> 00:57:37,797 - Are you leaving? - Let's go upstairs. - Please, treat her well! 579 00:57:37,920 --> 00:57:42,516 - Gently. - I know how to do it, should I make a drawing? 580 00:57:42,640 --> 00:57:47,634 - Be calm. Hi, mom. - Hi love. 581 00:57:47,760 --> 00:57:52,072 - Madam, how cute they were! - Thank you. 582 00:57:53,200 --> 00:57:55,589 Gaetano, come here. 583 00:58:03,480 --> 00:58:06,472 Don't carry me in your arms like in American films? 584 00:58:12,080 --> 00:58:16,596 Here it is! You didn't come to the ceremony why didn't you have a dress? 585 00:58:16,720 --> 00:58:20,076 All bullshit! You agree with that! 586 00:58:20,200 --> 00:58:23,192 Tell him we're married and we'll do everything else. 587 00:58:25,160 --> 00:58:27,754 It was touching. 588 00:58:31,000 --> 00:58:32,558 George! 589 00:58:43,280 --> 00:58:45,271 Love... 590 00:58:55,480 --> 00:59:00,679 - It was beautiful. - Marvelous! - Finally! 591 00:59:13,680 --> 00:59:17,673 - Now let's do another one with music. - Wakes up! 592 00:59:17,800 --> 00:59:20,189 What are you saying? 593 00:59:20,320 --> 00:59:23,835 - Did I make love to her? - He's crazy. 594 00:59:23,960 --> 00:59:29,114 These questions, the radio on... The tranquilizer is bad for you! 595 00:59:29,240 --> 00:59:33,233 - Tranquilizer? - Yes, yesterday when you fell down the stairs... 596 00:59:33,360 --> 00:59:37,353 ..you were agitated and the doctor gave you a tranquilizer. You slept 20 hours. 597 00:59:37,480 --> 00:59:41,473 - What time is it now? - 12.30. - Candida? 598 00:59:41,600 --> 00:59:47,118 He watched over you all night. Now it is went to the pool, but comes back immediately. 599 00:59:47,240 --> 00:59:51,233 - I'll join you. - Like the first night... 600 00:59:52,360 --> 00:59:54,874 You have your whole life! 601 00:59:55,000 --> 00:59:58,595 Call me ''mom'' and let's be on first terms. 602 00:59:58,720 --> 01:00:00,711 It doesn't come to me. 603 01:00:00,840 --> 01:00:04,435 But if you want, you can call me ''accountant''. 604 01:00:08,680 --> 01:00:14,073 - HI. - Hi, how are you feeling? - Very good. 605 01:00:14,200 --> 01:00:17,988 - I'm going to get dressed for lunch, I'll wait for you upstairs. - All right. 606 01:00:18,120 --> 01:00:21,829 After lunch we go to the room and... let everyone save themselves! 607 01:00:29,000 --> 01:00:33,391 You have to be patient, worse could have happened. 608 01:00:33,520 --> 01:00:37,513 Worse than that! I've been vegetating for 20 days. 609 01:00:37,640 --> 01:00:40,632 Have you ever seen a cast like this? 610 01:00:40,760 --> 01:00:44,355 They put you in a cast like this for your good. 611 01:00:44,480 --> 01:00:47,472 This way I can't... 612 01:00:47,600 --> 01:00:51,593 - Don't think about anything else! - It's about time, we're married! 613 01:00:51,720 --> 01:00:54,712 - He doesn't want it! - Who is he? 614 01:00:54,840 --> 01:00:57,832 You know who I'm talking about. 615 01:00:57,960 --> 01:01:01,748 Are you starting again? Do you believe in ghost stories? 616 01:01:01,880 --> 01:01:04,269 Come on! 617 01:01:06,400 --> 01:01:09,392 We will have our whole lives ahead of us. 618 01:01:09,520 --> 01:01:12,512 Leave me alone or my cast bursts. 619 01:01:12,640 --> 01:01:16,519 You're right, sorry, Maybe it's better that I leave you alone. 620 01:01:19,480 --> 01:01:22,153 Candida... I thought... 621 01:01:22,280 --> 01:01:25,636 We could try it upside down. 622 01:01:25,760 --> 01:01:29,548 Don't think about it. It's difficult for me too. 623 01:01:29,680 --> 01:01:32,672 I'll sleep alone, it's better for both of us. 624 01:01:32,800 --> 01:01:36,190 Well done, Gaetano, keep your master company. 625 01:01:36,320 --> 01:01:38,436 Good night. 626 01:01:42,080 --> 01:01:47,757 Don't make that face. I know that you agree with the ghost. 627 01:01:47,880 --> 01:01:52,476 If I lose my temper, I take off the cast and I'll show you! 628 01:01:54,200 --> 01:01:57,510 ''Candida must remain a virgin until on the first night of the full moon." 629 01:01:57,640 --> 01:01:59,392 Please? 630 01:01:59,520 --> 01:02:05,516 ''Candida must remain pure until on the first night of the full moon." 631 01:02:09,720 --> 01:02:13,918 - The radio is off, then you spoke. - ''Of course!'' 632 01:02:14,040 --> 01:02:16,838 Okay. Good night. 633 01:02:45,280 --> 01:02:46,315 After you. 634 01:02:46,440 --> 01:02:49,716 It's all OK, the throat is fine. 635 01:02:49,840 --> 01:02:53,833 It has no human vocal cords. He can't speak. 636 01:02:53,960 --> 01:02:58,351 I already told you. They can talk parrots and Indian blackbirds... 637 01:02:58,480 --> 01:03:02,075 ..but not dogs. - He spoke. 638 01:03:02,200 --> 01:03:06,955 - What did he say? - Once he said dogs don't talk. 639 01:03:07,080 --> 01:03:11,358 Ah! Because you're in a cast in this way? 640 01:03:11,480 --> 01:03:15,075 I took a dip in the pool while the water was going away. 641 01:03:15,200 --> 01:03:19,398 - Does the dog talk? - Yes. - What else did he say? 642 01:03:19,520 --> 01:03:24,514 That I shouldn't have made love to myself wife until the full moon night. 643 01:03:24,640 --> 01:03:28,235 - Why? - He told you the ghost. - Ghost? 644 01:03:28,360 --> 01:03:32,399 - The one who plays the double bass. - I understand. 645 01:03:48,280 --> 01:03:50,669 Two suppositories a day. 646 01:03:50,800 --> 01:03:54,588 - Shall I put them under his tail? - They're for her. - Me? 647 01:03:54,720 --> 01:03:58,713 Put them on for 15 days and the dog will no longer speak. 648 01:03:58,840 --> 01:04:02,833 - Rest assured. Go. - Thank you. 649 01:04:02,960 --> 01:04:05,952 THE PHONE RINGS Ready? 650 01:04:06,080 --> 01:04:09,470 Moira. The elephant? I told you... 651 01:04:09,600 --> 01:04:12,592 ..he must stay in bed... 652 01:04:12,720 --> 01:04:16,872 ''Doctor, if you still act like this what should I do?'' 653 01:04:17,000 --> 01:04:22,393 - Bring him here, I'll do it anti-rabies. - Thank you. Regards. 654 01:04:34,480 --> 01:04:37,870 - Anastasia! - How scary! - Do I scare you now? 655 01:04:38,000 --> 01:04:41,993 - Let's keep our distance, call me lei. - Slut! 656 01:04:42,120 --> 01:04:45,715 - Sorry? - You liked him the other night. 657 01:04:45,840 --> 01:04:49,628 - You scoundrel! - Slut! 658 01:04:50,560 --> 01:04:53,552 - She's ungrateful! - I'm worried about Giorgio. 659 01:04:53,680 --> 01:04:57,275 He has been talking to the dog for half an hour. 660 01:04:57,400 --> 01:05:01,188 It must have been the blow on the head, the fall into the swimming pool. 661 01:05:01,320 --> 01:05:07,111 Your father was strange too, but he didn't talk to the dog! 662 01:05:07,240 --> 01:05:11,233 - Take him to the psychiatrist. - I would like to to have his cast removed. 663 01:05:11,360 --> 01:05:15,035 When we were together, not it will behave this way more. 664 01:05:15,160 --> 01:05:19,233 If you want to talk, do it, but don't say things ''to hell''. 665 01:05:19,360 --> 01:05:22,318 You have to learn, study, know yourself. 666 01:05:22,440 --> 01:05:27,639 The dog is a quadruped and he is man's friend. Repeat. 667 01:05:27,760 --> 01:05:31,196 It's a quadruped and he is man's friend. 668 01:05:31,320 --> 01:05:33,914 Is it too easy for you? 669 01:05:34,040 --> 01:05:37,237 So tell me who discovered America. 670 01:05:37,360 --> 01:05:40,272 ''Was it Frank Sinatra?'' 671 01:05:40,400 --> 01:05:44,393 You don't know! Christopher Columbus! 672 01:05:44,520 --> 01:05:47,910 What were the ships called? Nina, Pinta and...? 673 01:05:48,040 --> 01:05:52,272 - Holy...? - ''Santa Maria Capua Vetere, my father's town.'' 674 01:05:52,400 --> 01:05:55,517 - You are ignorant! - Patience. - Tell me... 675 01:05:55,640 --> 01:05:58,916 ..because we shouldn't make love until the night of the full moon. 676 01:05:59,040 --> 01:06:02,635 ''Because that night at midnight it will be a thousand years." 677 01:06:02,760 --> 01:06:06,958 - If you want, speak! - ''You and Candida you will live rich and happy." 678 01:06:07,080 --> 01:06:10,038 Candida, he said that we will become rich. 679 01:06:10,160 --> 01:06:16,349 - What are you saying? I'll go get it the drops. - Tell her too! 680 01:06:16,480 --> 01:06:19,278 Tell Candida. 681 01:06:19,400 --> 01:06:22,312 Why are you so spiteful? 682 01:06:22,440 --> 01:06:26,433 - How do you feel? - Very good. Look! 683 01:06:26,960 --> 01:06:29,758 At home let's have a jump! 684 01:06:29,880 --> 01:06:32,872 - Do you drive? - Yes. 685 01:06:55,640 --> 01:06:59,633 - I know what's on your mind. - Me too! 686 01:06:59,760 --> 01:07:03,150 I sent mum shopping. 687 01:07:03,280 --> 01:07:06,670 - We're left alone. Are you happy? - Certain. 688 01:07:15,440 --> 01:07:19,433 - Yes, Wednesday! - What are you saying? 689 01:07:19,560 --> 01:07:25,351 Maybe it's better to wait a few days. Until Wednesday. 690 01:07:25,480 --> 01:07:29,871 - Why Wednesday? - There is the full moon, it is more romantic. 691 01:07:30,000 --> 01:07:32,798 George, stop. 692 01:07:37,480 --> 01:07:40,472 You can't keep believing to this story. 693 01:07:40,600 --> 01:07:43,592 Dogs don't talk! 694 01:07:43,720 --> 01:07:46,712 You're right, they don't talk. 695 01:07:46,840 --> 01:07:49,434 Give me a kiss. 696 01:07:59,680 --> 01:08:05,516 - Do you still want to wait? - If not let's leave now, I own you here! 697 01:08:20,880 --> 01:08:24,668 - Wait! - We're not there for anyone. - All right. 698 01:08:24,800 --> 01:08:28,190 THE PHONE RINGS The phone! 699 01:08:28,320 --> 01:08:33,314 Ready? They said to do not disturb. Okay, wait. 700 01:08:33,440 --> 01:08:36,830 - Ma'am, it's your mother. - We're not there. - One moment. 701 01:08:36,960 --> 01:08:40,396 - I'll be right back. - All right. - I am waiting for you! 702 01:08:40,520 --> 01:08:44,274 - Hello, Candida? - Yes? 703 01:08:44,400 --> 01:08:49,679 They ran over me. I am at San Giacomo hospital. Come here. 704 01:08:49,800 --> 01:08:53,952 It's not a big deal, but hurry. 705 01:08:54,080 --> 01:08:56,878 Don't worry, I'll come right away. 706 01:08:57,000 --> 01:09:00,993 - Tell my husband I went out. - All right. 707 01:09:05,280 --> 01:09:07,271 Come on, darling. 708 01:09:09,400 --> 01:09:13,234 Is it her? We don't want to be disturbed, get out of the boxes! 709 01:09:13,360 --> 01:09:16,955 The lady went out, she was in a hurry and agitated. 710 01:09:17,080 --> 01:09:20,868 - Where did she go? - You never know where some women go. 711 01:09:21,000 --> 01:09:25,073 I would never have left him alone a man like her! 712 01:09:25,200 --> 01:09:27,998 She drives me crazy! 713 01:09:28,120 --> 01:09:33,114 From the first moment I saw her I want to touch it. I can? 714 01:09:33,240 --> 01:09:36,630 - Touch? - Touch. 715 01:09:43,040 --> 01:09:44,837 Accountant! 716 01:09:44,960 --> 01:09:49,351 - Can I ask you something I never asked anyone? - Yes. 717 01:09:49,480 --> 01:09:52,233 Are you cooking ravioli this evening? 718 01:09:52,360 --> 01:09:55,955 I didn't call you, I haven't had any accidents. 719 01:09:56,080 --> 01:09:59,072 It was your voice, I can't be wrong. 720 01:09:59,200 --> 01:10:02,192 You want him not to know what if I called you? 721 01:10:02,320 --> 01:10:06,518 You seem a little strange to me! This marriage didn't do you any good. 722 01:10:06,640 --> 01:10:10,030 - Do you want to go to the doctor? - I know what I have to do. 723 01:10:10,160 --> 01:10:14,358 - I'm going to the room. Don't disturb us until tomorrow. - Really! 724 01:10:14,480 --> 01:10:19,474 ˃ She is an earthquake! ˃ I have the turbo. 725 01:10:21,200 --> 01:10:25,591 - Accountant, shall we run away together? - Yes, in Rovereto. 726 01:10:25,720 --> 01:10:30,714 - Let's open a laundry. - You weren't bored without me! 727 01:10:30,840 --> 01:10:32,512 Oh! 728 01:10:32,640 --> 01:10:37,236 Candida, it's you! She came to tell me you were gone... 729 01:10:37,360 --> 01:10:41,751 He asked me if he could touch me and I asked her for ravioli. 730 01:10:41,880 --> 01:10:46,670 - It all happened kindly. - I never want to see you again! 731 01:10:46,800 --> 01:10:49,792 - Candida, wait a minute! - Accountant... 732 01:10:49,920 --> 01:10:54,516 ..will we run away together? - Yes. I'm going to my wife, leave me your number. 733 01:10:54,640 --> 01:10:59,430 - 723374. - This is mine. - Sure, I live here. 734 01:10:59,560 --> 01:11:04,918 I'll call you and if the owner answers from home, say you are your brother. 735 01:11:05,040 --> 01:11:09,238 Explain to me what is happening? 736 01:11:17,240 --> 01:11:19,231 Candida! 737 01:11:19,360 --> 01:11:22,750 Candida, wait! I'll explain everything to you. 738 01:11:22,880 --> 01:11:26,873 Wait! Stop! 739 01:11:28,000 --> 01:11:32,790 Stop! I'll explain, Candida. 740 01:11:32,920 --> 01:11:37,198 - Candida, don't ruin everything! - You're the one who ruined everything. 741 01:11:37,320 --> 01:11:39,754 Ahh! 742 01:11:57,280 --> 01:12:00,078 - Candida! - What happened? 743 01:12:00,200 --> 01:12:04,193 Look at this accident you did it! 744 01:12:04,320 --> 01:12:07,915 - What an accident! Go home with the waitress! - Candida! 745 01:12:08,040 --> 01:12:11,430 I didn't want to be with the waitress. It wasn't me! 746 01:12:11,560 --> 01:12:15,951 Strange things happen! You should being in the burning car. 747 01:12:16,080 --> 01:12:20,870 In the burning car? You're right, Giorgio, sorry. 748 01:12:22,600 --> 01:12:25,990 Please take me away, I don't want to stay in that house anymore. 749 01:12:26,920 --> 01:12:30,913 - Taxi! - Milan 3 immediately. 750 01:12:58,920 --> 01:13:01,912 - Good morning. - Good morning. Messrs. Allegri? 751 01:13:02,040 --> 01:13:05,350 Yes. How do you know? 752 01:13:05,480 --> 01:13:09,189 We have a reservation. Documents, please. 753 01:13:09,320 --> 01:13:14,189 - I forgot them. - I have yours too. 754 01:13:14,320 --> 01:13:18,950 - Do the gentlemen stay a lot? - We would like to settle here. 755 01:13:19,080 --> 01:13:23,358 - Do they want the bathroom in the room? - Yes, I have a bathrobe! 756 01:13:23,480 --> 01:13:27,871 - luggage? - We left them on the beach. 757 01:13:28,000 --> 01:13:32,994 - Amedeo, accompany the gentlemen to room 310. - Okay. 758 01:13:33,120 --> 01:13:35,111 Take a seat. 759 01:13:45,520 --> 01:13:49,115 - Please. You will find yourself like at your home. - Thank you. 760 01:13:51,240 --> 01:13:53,629 This is our home! 761 01:13:54,760 --> 01:13:57,149 Is it our house? 762 01:13:58,440 --> 01:14:02,752 It's our garden! There are the mother and the gardener. 763 01:14:02,880 --> 01:14:06,270 - The hotel is no longer there. - How could this happen? 764 01:14:06,400 --> 01:14:12,157 I do not know. I feel bad, I don't understand anything anymore. 765 01:14:12,280 --> 01:14:17,912 - There is the hand of the ''good soul''. - Don't joke, call the police. 766 01:14:18,040 --> 01:14:23,398 We say that the dog speaks and the double bass plays alone! 767 01:14:23,520 --> 01:14:28,913 - So what do we do? - We don't care! It doesn't scare us. 768 01:14:29,040 --> 01:14:33,431 - We undress and make love. - No, Giorgio, I'm scared. 769 01:14:33,560 --> 01:14:38,953 I can't stay in this room. I'll go over there, we'll talk about it later. 770 01:14:40,880 --> 01:14:43,678 You truly are an imbecile! 771 01:14:43,800 --> 01:14:47,190 You scared Candida, so cute and kind. 772 01:14:47,320 --> 01:14:51,791 You're an idiot! Keep your keys! 773 01:14:51,920 --> 01:14:54,912 From a hotel do you find yourself at home? 774 01:14:55,040 --> 01:14:58,032 For some time you tell strange things. 775 01:14:58,160 --> 01:15:02,153 - Have you tried a cure? - Yes, the vet gave it to me. 776 01:15:02,280 --> 01:15:05,670 - The vet? - Yes, he gave it to me because the dog talks. 777 01:15:05,800 --> 01:15:12,797 I don't understand: the dog speaks, the hotel disappears, the pool empties... 778 01:15:12,920 --> 01:15:17,072 ...the ghost... - Tonight I'll screw him, I'll dress up! 779 01:15:17,200 --> 01:15:20,590 THERE IS A KNOCKING ON THE DOOR - Who is he? ˃ There's the plumber. 780 01:15:20,720 --> 01:15:23,109 Let him in. 781 01:15:26,080 --> 01:15:29,152 - Good evening, I'm the tinsmith. - He's late. 782 01:15:29,280 --> 01:15:33,068 I ''crashed'' the car. Where is the ''toilet''? 783 01:15:33,200 --> 01:15:35,998 It's over there. I'll accompany her. 784 01:15:36,120 --> 01:15:40,511 - The gasket should be changed of the shower. - I'll fix it! 785 01:15:40,640 --> 01:15:43,632 - Take your time. - Yes. 786 01:15:47,880 --> 01:15:51,668 (sings) ''The Tiber is asleep while the river walks.'' 787 01:15:51,800 --> 01:15:56,794 ''My heart is lonely, disillusioned of love, he wants to dream in the shadows!'' 788 01:15:57,320 --> 01:16:03,509 ''A silent bell, a balcony up there...'' 789 01:16:04,040 --> 01:16:10,036 ''..oh Roman guitar...'' 790 01:16:10,160 --> 01:16:14,551 ''..you accompany me.'' 791 01:16:14,680 --> 01:16:16,352 Thanks. 792 01:16:18,480 --> 01:16:21,916 Sir, I'm done. He owes me 20 ''sacks''. 793 01:16:22,040 --> 01:16:25,316 - Are you leaving already? - Yes, I'm done. 794 01:16:25,440 --> 01:16:29,831 Does he come to keep me company or is he afraid to wrong my husband? 795 01:16:29,960 --> 01:16:34,750 What do I care about your husband! I'll show you the green mice! 796 01:16:41,280 --> 01:16:45,273 - How cold you are! - You look like a piece of ice. 797 01:16:45,400 --> 01:16:48,392 I have never felt such cold. 798 01:16:48,520 --> 01:16:54,038 - Yet the fire is lit. - Wait, I'll get the blankets. 799 01:16:54,160 --> 01:16:57,550 I'm freezing to death. George, what's happening? 800 01:16:57,680 --> 01:17:01,673 - We couldn't fool him! - Who? - The ghost. 801 01:17:01,800 --> 01:17:04,792 Brrr! How cold! 802 01:17:15,880 --> 01:17:19,873 Because it came suddenly the inspectorate service? 803 01:17:20,000 --> 01:17:23,993 - I do not know. - I'll take this. 804 01:17:27,680 --> 01:17:32,629 - Candida! - HI. - What a nice surprise! 805 01:17:32,760 --> 01:17:36,150 I came to say hello. Mom is waiting for me outside. 806 01:17:36,280 --> 01:17:39,670 - Let's go to Milan. - Why? 807 01:17:39,800 --> 01:17:44,590 You know it! That house is haunted, we can't continue like this. 808 01:17:44,720 --> 01:17:47,518 Let's take some time to reflect. 809 01:17:47,640 --> 01:17:50,632 Today is Wednesday, There will be a full moon tonight. 810 01:17:50,760 --> 01:17:54,753 I don't believe it, it's a curse. Think about it and convince yourself too. 811 01:17:54,880 --> 01:18:00,079 - That made our lives impossible! - Merry, come here. 812 01:18:00,200 --> 01:18:04,193 Sorry, I'll be right back, Please don't go away. 813 01:18:05,680 --> 01:18:09,673 - I was saying goodbye to my wife. - Get ready to say hello to us too. 814 01:18:09,800 --> 01:18:12,951 - Why? - We owe this inspection to you! 815 01:18:13,080 --> 01:18:16,277 He even bothered himself the General Director. There he is. 816 01:18:16,400 --> 01:18:19,631 - Who is Allegri? - Him! 817 01:18:19,760 --> 01:18:23,992 She? Bravo! I'm pleased. 818 01:18:24,120 --> 01:18:30,878 Maybe we'll have some trouble, but she will end up in jail! 819 01:18:31,000 --> 01:18:35,994 - Why? What did I do? - Since she's been here... 820 01:18:36,120 --> 01:18:39,112 ...we had eight robberies. 821 01:18:39,240 --> 01:18:42,277 It is clear that there is a baseman. 822 01:18:42,400 --> 01:18:45,233 He lives them in a nabob's villa... 823 01:18:45,360 --> 01:18:50,673 ..and leads the life of a billionaire. How does he do it? - Justify yourself! 824 01:18:50,800 --> 01:18:56,511 - It's a bit difficult... - Stop! This is a robbery! 825 01:18:56,640 --> 01:19:01,236 My daughter can't be seen! We risk missing the plane! 826 01:19:01,360 --> 01:19:04,352 Stay here, don't move. 827 01:19:14,560 --> 01:19:19,315 Quick, call the police! There's a robbery. My daughter is there! 828 01:19:19,440 --> 01:19:23,069 Don't worry, darling, Soon it will all be over. 829 01:19:23,200 --> 01:19:25,873 Excuse me! I'm not leaving anymore. 830 01:19:31,000 --> 01:19:32,991 stopped. 831 01:19:35,560 --> 01:19:37,437 The police! 832 01:19:37,560 --> 01:19:40,120 The police are coming! 833 01:19:40,240 --> 01:19:43,630 Stay still or I'll kill him! Let us pass. 834 01:21:39,840 --> 01:21:42,718 - Come, that man is a monster. - George! 835 01:21:44,240 --> 01:21:49,234 - Excellent. How did you do it? - What happened? I am cold. 836 01:21:49,360 --> 01:21:54,514 Yes! When he pointed the gun at you I turned green with anger. 837 01:21:54,640 --> 01:22:00,112 - You are a phenomenon! - I ask you I'm sorry for what I said to you. 838 01:22:00,240 --> 01:22:05,155 - Let me shake your hand. - Only against five! 839 01:22:05,280 --> 01:22:09,068 - Did I do it all by myself? - Yes. - I apologize... 840 01:22:09,200 --> 01:22:13,751 ...also on behalf of the institute. I'll do it so that you are rewarded. 841 01:22:13,880 --> 01:22:19,716 - We have to celebrate! - Where? At the bar? - No, to their villa! 842 01:22:19,840 --> 01:22:23,833 This is the right opportunity to inaugurate it. Tonight we are at your place. 843 01:22:23,960 --> 01:22:27,350 - We have an appointment tonight. - We can't. 844 01:22:27,480 --> 01:22:31,996 All right. Tonight we celebrate! 845 01:22:32,120 --> 01:22:34,714 ˃ Yes, let's celebrate! 846 01:22:53,480 --> 01:22:58,873 - Only 250,000 lire a month? - A stroke of luck. 847 01:22:59,000 --> 01:23:02,788 - Can you watch the television well? - Yes, all channels. 848 01:23:02,920 --> 01:23:07,914 - Is the ghost story true? - Well, they're not exactly ghosts... 849 01:23:08,040 --> 01:23:11,430 ..but strange things happen. - The talking dog? 850 01:23:11,560 --> 01:23:15,951 The dog is intelligent but doesn't speak, it is Giorgio's invention. 851 01:23:16,080 --> 01:23:18,674 We have a great one too. 852 01:23:18,800 --> 01:23:25,148 When I come home in the evening, recognizes the noise of my car. 853 01:23:25,280 --> 01:23:29,478 (the dog speaks): ''I have to talk to you, hurry.'' 854 01:23:29,600 --> 01:23:33,593 - What do you want? - ''Shut up!'' 855 01:23:33,720 --> 01:23:40,273 I can't stand you anymore, what do you have to tell me something so important? 856 01:23:40,400 --> 01:23:43,392 ''The Saraceno said that in 15 minutes it will be midnight...'' 857 01:23:43,520 --> 01:23:48,116 ''..and you have to send everyone away.'' - This is my house! 858 01:23:48,240 --> 01:23:53,360 - I can't send them away. - ''Then he'll take care of it!'' 859 01:23:53,480 --> 01:23:57,268 You and your Saracen friend you broke my balls! 860 01:23:57,400 --> 01:24:02,349 Don't exaggerate or it's your business! See what I did at the bank? 861 01:24:02,480 --> 01:24:07,110 - ''You must not joke with the Saracen.'' - We'll see. 862 01:24:07,240 --> 01:24:11,233 Here is Mr. Allegri. A round of applause for our hero! 863 01:24:11,360 --> 01:24:14,113 Bravo! 864 01:24:16,240 --> 01:24:19,994 A toast to our hero! 865 01:24:20,120 --> 01:24:24,113 Dear Allegri, allow me to say a word... 866 01:24:24,240 --> 01:24:27,755 VERY LOUD PETO 867 01:24:27,880 --> 01:24:31,668 Dear! You had never done it nothing like that. 868 01:24:31,800 --> 01:24:35,190 - My reputation is ruined. - It does not matter. 869 01:24:35,320 --> 01:24:38,710 - Leave us alone. - Director, I am dismayed. 870 01:24:38,840 --> 01:24:42,833 Nothing happened. I heard a sneeze. 871 01:24:42,960 --> 01:24:48,353 An elephant can do it up to 50 kilos of shit a day. 872 01:24:48,480 --> 01:24:52,075 - He's crazy! - He never has used this language. 873 01:24:52,200 --> 01:24:57,194 - What are you saying? - It's my fault if he Do elephants shit a lot? - Stop it. 874 01:24:57,320 --> 01:25:01,108 Mr. Director, I am dismayed! 875 01:25:01,240 --> 01:25:04,835 My son-in-law had never come down to such vulgarity. 876 01:25:04,960 --> 01:25:10,193 - Slut, let's go make love. - Erpidio! With you towards pleasure. 877 01:25:10,320 --> 01:25:14,313 - What did I do? - You speak vulgarity. 878 01:25:14,440 --> 01:25:18,035 - What did I say? - There is a limit to everything. Enough! 879 01:25:18,160 --> 01:25:22,756 - You're right, you exaggerated. - Women think with the uterus. 880 01:25:22,880 --> 01:25:26,668 - Even this old slut! - Don't talk to my wife like that! 881 01:25:26,800 --> 01:25:30,998 - Who gave you the money for the TV? - Let's go! 882 01:25:31,120 --> 01:25:35,033 Calm! There's a surprise. Let's play a game. 883 01:25:35,160 --> 01:25:38,516 The whores on one side and the fags on the other. 884 01:25:38,640 --> 01:25:42,633 - I'm not a fagot! - This is not the lying game. 885 01:25:42,760 --> 01:25:46,150 While I count to thirty you exchange underwear. 886 01:25:47,440 --> 01:25:50,591 One, two, three, four, five... 887 01:25:50,720 --> 01:25:53,712 - I'm leaving! - Greetings! 888 01:25:53,840 --> 01:25:57,833 Why are you leaving? Stay, nothing happened! 889 01:25:57,960 --> 01:26:03,318 THE RlNGHlA DOG Gaetano, leave me! 890 01:26:03,440 --> 01:26:06,830 Twenty-nine, thirty, thirty-one! 891 01:26:08,240 --> 01:26:11,232 Where are you? 892 01:26:12,160 --> 01:26:16,153 - Where are the guests? - They left. - My wife? 893 01:26:16,280 --> 01:26:19,272 Gaetano dragged her to the cellar. 894 01:26:23,920 --> 01:26:28,914 - Gaetano! Leave me! - Candida, where are you? 895 01:26:30,360 --> 01:26:33,158 I am here. Gaetano is pulling me. 896 01:26:33,280 --> 01:26:36,875 - What are you doing here? - Gaetano took me there. 897 01:26:37,000 --> 01:26:39,878 Why were you saying those strange things? 898 01:26:40,000 --> 01:26:44,516 - I do not know. What did I say? - Vulgarity. You behaved badly. 899 01:26:44,640 --> 01:26:47,234 Sorry, love. 900 01:26:49,360 --> 01:26:52,511 - Let's make love. - Shall we go up? - No, here. 901 01:26:59,440 --> 01:27:01,351 Let's go! 902 01:27:06,680 --> 01:27:08,671 Help! 903 01:27:11,400 --> 01:27:16,235 See what a mess you've made? Now get us out of here. 904 01:27:25,160 --> 01:27:28,152 - What is this? - We see. 905 01:27:31,080 --> 01:27:35,471 - What place is this? - I do not know. - Right under our house. 906 01:27:37,600 --> 01:27:41,388 - How strange, it seems to me to have already been there. - When? 907 01:27:41,520 --> 01:27:44,512 I don't know, maybe I dreamed it. 908 01:27:44,640 --> 01:27:49,031 Or maybe in another life. Do you believe in metempsychosis? 909 01:27:49,160 --> 01:27:52,152 - Is it some kind of bronchitis? - No. 910 01:27:52,280 --> 01:27:55,078 It is the reincarnation of souls. 911 01:27:55,200 --> 01:27:58,397 - Let's go upstairs. - Look! 912 01:28:00,600 --> 01:28:05,230 They are two statues. Are they beautiful? How much could they be worth? 913 01:28:05,360 --> 01:28:08,352 Don't you think they look alike? 914 01:28:08,880 --> 01:28:13,874 I'll go upstairs. Are you staying here? 915 01:28:14,000 --> 01:28:17,390 - Let's go! - Yes. 916 01:28:17,520 --> 01:28:21,911 - Come, Giorgio, let's make love. - Here? - Yes. 917 01:28:22,040 --> 01:28:26,431 Today is Wednesday, there is a full moon. As you wanted. 918 01:28:26,560 --> 01:28:31,554 It's midnight. As he always has said Gaetano, it's our night. 919 01:28:44,080 --> 01:28:46,071 Love... 920 01:28:46,600 --> 01:28:50,593 - Gaetano is watching us. - Who cares, it's great! 921 01:28:50,720 --> 01:28:54,713 - But I can't do it like this. - Gaetano, please! 922 01:28:54,840 --> 01:28:57,832 A little discretion! 923 01:29:21,080 --> 01:29:25,870 - Thank you, Omar, without you there is nothing we would have done it. - Without them! 924 01:29:28,000 --> 01:29:31,151 Let's hurry, I want to take a shower, I'm full of salt. 925 01:29:45,280 --> 01:29:47,669 It was beautiful, finally! 926 01:29:47,800 --> 01:29:51,588 I thought I saw us that we flew on two white horses. 927 01:29:51,720 --> 01:29:55,110 - You needed to make love! - Yes. 928 01:30:16,120 --> 01:30:20,113 Gaetano had said it that we would become rich! 929 01:30:22,240 --> 01:30:24,231 Give me a kiss. 930 01:30:25,400 --> 01:30:28,392 ''They lived rich, happily ever after.'' 931 01:30:28,520 --> 01:30:32,513 ''And they didn't give it to me not even a penny, 'these stinkers!''